Cheers to Robert Forster on his day!

• 1. Never follow an artist who describes his or her work as ‘dark’.
• 2. The second-last song on every album is the weakest.
• 3. Great bands tend to look alike.
• 4. Being a rock star is a 24-hour-a-day job.
• 5. The band with the most tattoos has the worst songs.
• 6. No band does anything new on stage after the first 20 minutes.
• 7. The guitarist who changes guitars on stage after every third number is showing you his guitar collection.
• 8. Every great artist hides behind their manager.
• 9. Great bands don’t have members making solo albums.
• 10. The three-piece band is the purest form of rock and roll expression.